We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I think a reality show featuring "torture" would be a smash hit.
Several contestants would be selected from a pool of wannabes based on their ability to withstand Dylan music and underwear on the head. Hidden cameras and much hilarity ensues.
From there, they move on to heavier stuff like gentle shocks, standing for hours, really bad music like Queen or Journey, dogs barking (but I repeat myself), sleep depravation and the finale- Water Boarding!! Again, hilarity ensues.
We'll show those pussy Muslims and UN/EU-crats that Americans can take what they dish, and then some.