Maggie's Farm

this one came across my transom, not as succinct, but, well...

Subject: The medical profession health care reform.

The Medical profession has now weighed in on the new
Health Care Initiatives from the Obama Administration.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception,

and the Ophthalmologists considered the idea hortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the

Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' .

Oncologists fear it's malignant,

while Osteopaths see it as holistic.

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,

while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and

the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,

and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.