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Tuesday, July 21. 2009

News that gals can use

A tip for the gals: from 10 bizarre scientific studies, the useful fact that the length of a guy's index finger correlates with the length of his flaccid penis, when stretched ("stretched"?).


Now please stop staring at my fingers.

Posted by Bird Dog in The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 10:20 | Comments (7) | Trackbacks (0)

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What good does length do for the girls? I'd think diameter.

Unless you're into cervix jostling.
#1 rhhardin (Link) on 2009-07-21 14:08 (Reply)
A nice plump chubby is good, but it limits you to horizontal boot-knocking. Might as well throw your Kama Sutra away because it won't work for you if Mr. Chubs is the length of your thumb.
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#1.1 Meta on 2009-07-21 18:17 (Reply)
My wife wonders why I sit around, constantly pulling on my index finger...
#2 Dr Bob (Link) on 2009-07-21 17:01 (Reply)
Oh, Meta ... I've waited all day for your comment on this. I guess that for every man there is a woman ... somewhere.

Marianne
#3 Marianne Matthews on 2009-07-21 21:26 (Reply)
Well, Marianne, unfortunately not in China. The men have to import women from all over east Asia. As far as the 'bizarre scientific study' on fingers and penises, wouldn't 'stretching' the penis be an unfair advantage? You can't stretch your finger, so what good is the study? And who stretches a penis anyway? Those things have a mind of their own and just have a nice stretch anytime they feel like it. It's as if they have automatic timing devices inherent in their heads that make 'em stretch for a good look-about to see if there's anything interesting out there.

Lordy, it must be hell to be warm in the pants.
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#3.1 Meta on 2009-07-21 23:49 (Reply)
"Stretched?"

"Stretched?"
#4 Texan99 on 2009-07-22 13:16 (Reply)
i will never look at an index finger the same again. lol
#5 opie109 on 2009-07-22 18:43 (Reply)

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