Maggie's Farm

I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 names in the Boston phone book than to the faculty of Harvard University.

William F. Buckley. By my count, the Maggie's staff has 8 Ivy degrees among us all, including a Harvard (you wouldn't know it from reading us, though, due to ADD, learning disabilities, being dropped on the head, excess pot smoking, global warming, radon, immunizations, military service, eating non-organic beef and vegetables, and etc.), and we will heartily ditto WFB. Moreover, we have no interest in governing or controlling anybody except ourselves - which is plenty enough for anyone to do.