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Wednesday, February 18. 2009

The Perfect Girlfriend

The perfect girlfriend isn't the possessive type, and just wants you to be happy (h/t, S,C&A):


 

Posted by Bird Dog in The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 16:35 | Comments (13) | Trackbacks (0)

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I think I dated that girl (when I was young, most probably before that actress was born). She didn't have the accent but the low self esteem screamed "RUUUUUUNNNNNN". She was a pushover which was perfect for rampant hormones (thank God for sex education and birth control!) but poor material for a future mate. A woman who says "Whatever you want, dear" is bad news. A man needs a partner, not a pushover that potentially would fall for the next swinging dick that happened along.

I find Australian advertisement amusing and refreshing and soooo non P.C. But sometimes they rate a solid "Thbbbbbbbttttt!"
#1 JoeC on 2009-02-18 19:45 (Reply)
It said perfect girlfriend, not perfect wife.
#1.1 bd on 2009-02-18 19:49 (Reply)
Interesting dichotomy.
#1.1.1 Luther McLeod on 2009-02-18 20:07 (Reply)
To bad she doesn't like the young baby faced types.
We could introduce her to Alfie, from Great Britain.
There's a match made in Heaven.
#1.1.1.1 jappy on 2009-02-18 20:22 (Reply)
Haha... good one, Jappy.

My other liked Alfie.
#1.1.1.1.1 Luther McLeod on 2009-02-18 21:14 (Reply)
Double standard much, BD?
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#1.1.2 Meta on 2009-02-18 20:47 (Reply)
JoeC ... "A man needs a partner not a pushover." You are both wise and witty.

Marianne
#2 Marianne Matthews on 2009-02-18 22:09 (Reply)
Good video, nice girl ;)
But the whiskey "Jim Beam" Isnt realy my favourite one.
Single malts are my absolutetly favourites...
But if you wanna drink JB you realy must mix it with Cola ... Burbons are isteadly produced to mix it with other soft drinks.

Greets.
#3 Billigflüge (Link) on 2009-02-19 10:26 (Reply)
Wake up! That woman is unfailingly hot. Okay, so you're all getting a little old?

If you're just getting over a bad divorce with a battle ax, that my friends is the answer. Besides, we're talking fantasy here unless you're weighted down with serious pocket change, so why the deep and penetrating analysis. Feminists got your junk?

Good God. If none of you want in the line let me to the front.
#4 Jephnol (Link) on 2009-02-19 11:56 (Reply)
My thoughts exactly, Jephnol.

What the heck is there to complain about here?! Freaking feminazi blatherers.

And you're not getting to the front of the line, my friend. After I kill my wife, I'm killing you. And then she's mine, ALL MINE!

(and stop giving me dirty thoughts..."deep and penetrating?!" hehe)
#4.1 Big___Al on 2009-02-19 15:11 (Reply)
Jephnol and Big....

That girl is no dummy. Did you notice the knowing look in her eyes? It's the first thing I noticed, and she's smart as a whip. She likes role-playing, so whoever gets her first is in for the fun time of his life. There is art in keeping a man happy. Too bad more women don't know it.
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#5 Meta on 2009-02-19 17:59 (Reply)
Eyes? That woman has eyes?

Somehow that fact escaped me...
#5.1 Big___Al on 2009-02-19 23:50 (Reply)
and I like a little fat and a hairy back..

..is when the Testerone kicked into afterburner..

.. as in, I can help you with that .. @ no charge

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#5.2 jester~ on 2009-02-20 01:57 (Reply)

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