We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Great! But you couldn't see the horns. We had one in the umbrella stand of my grandparents' house growing up, and used to play unicorn with it.
Don't forget to remind your readers about the Iditarod starting in just 24 days. Not too late for lucky people with the time and money to go watch those awesome doggies and sledders. Or mushers or whatever they are called. Only the dogs interest me.