We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
NB: There will be no awards to Major Blogs and Sites (ie ginormous traffic), mostly, in keeping with our redistributionist commie, eat-the-rich ideology. Additional winners will be announced through the end of this week.
Attention Winners! See continuation page below the fold for your imitation parchment suitable-for-framing award, along with your prize money transfer details -
Note:All 2008 75th Annual MFBA winners will receive a tax-free, tax-exempt wire transfer of $1,000,000 US to their personal accounts in Grand Cayman from our new friend Hugh Katanga-Smythe, Esq., Asst. Deputy Commissioner of Virtual Funds in Nigeria. Hugh has some money he wants me to help him get rid of. It's the least we can do to help him out. Winners - check your Cayman accounts daily - or just go out and spend the money in advance on some guns and trips and wide-screen flat TVs and Gucci bags and stuff. Spending the money immediately will help the world economy, and help Obama become successful. If we do not have your Grand Cayman account number, password, and security code on file, please email the required information to our Cayman office to Carmella.Giambone@blogprofitscayman.com.