I'm Part Indian - Give Me Stuff
Dancing the $ Hula: PC racial politics goes berserk. McNicoll at Town Hall:
I’ve been talking to some buddies from high school, and we’re thinking of getting together and forming an Indian tribe. Though most of us have a little Indian blood, we’re not Indians per se. We don’t live together … most of them are still in Louisiana, and I’m 1,200 miles away here in Washington. We don’t share a culture in any real sense. But if Sen. Daniel Akaka’s Native Hawaiian Recognition Act (s. 147) becomes law, we’re going to take our shot.
Go for it! I am in! Waiting for my monthly check from the Indian Nation. And listening to Mr. Charlie by Lightnin' Hopkins, waitin' on the mailman. "Mistah Charlie, your rolling mill is burnin down, and there ain't no water 'round."