Bismarck. Global cooling is our new crisis. New Hampshire is in the deep freeze, with ice storms and unseasonable cold - and their power is out. Not mine.
All we can do to help is to drive our Hummers to the mall.
Eagerly awaiting explanation from Al Gore.
Oh, he did have something to say: North Pole to disappear in 5 years. Is that a promise? So how come the ice cap is growing? And who cares anyway?
His fear-mongering hyperbole has turned him into a joke.