Maggie's Farm

Allow me to join in the holiday colloquy on good eat'ns and the preparation thereof. Can I say thereof? (Hey you in Dearbornstan , put that shoe back on or I'll boil it in oil with you attached).

There is a world war coming. The alignment of the worlds major economies imploding, kept only buoyant by an infusion of fiat money. That is always a precursor to a global war. And as we have seen the first shoes have already been thrown. There are already riots in Greece, China, and darkening clouds over the Kremlin. These recipes are important for survival.

We're fortunate that we have an excess of deer in this country, and I understand the DuPont in conjunction with Sheriff Joe Arapaho have developed certain psycho inmates that eat Arabs and piss oil so we're good to go there...but on to the recipe de jour.

First, kill the deer, gut it, and unzip the hide. Then build a big fire. Once the fire has developed a nice bed of coals place the entire deer in a rotating spit and using a mop (unused if you're a Christian, a used one from the local bus depot if you're Islam) and as the cooking proceeds baste the deer with barbeque sauce. When meat is fully cooked, eat it. That would be my advice to Naggie DoGooder, just eat it.

Now we can all sit back and watch Obama solve all our problems without adding to the avalanche of inflation the will make the Weimar Republic or Zimbabwe look like a well run business. That is always an Rx for a nice world war. Of course for those with more insight it’s a bit more complex than just money. First in this country we’ll have to regain the Republic from the grip of the Socialists, and that will be a redo of the Russian Revolution of 1917.

I'm comforted by having a Chicago pol with 45% of his makeup that of an Islam at the helm to keep everything on the up and up. Does it get any better?

a few more words of wisdom..can you say

[b]VICTORY GARDEN[/] ?

carrots, tomato,potato, and that all inportant money tree.

Ok road kill candidate, I'll seee your proper sign and raise you

VICTORY GARDEN