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Wednesday, April 23. 2008Doc's Computin' Tips: Cleaning an LCD monitor Another big no-no is using anything with ammonia in it, like Windex, because it'll eventually eat the heck out of the plastic screen. The answer is Windex Wipes: These are moist towelettes in a re-sealable package. No ammonia, no liquid. What's interesting is that they clearly show how important ammonia is to regular Windex. Rather than just cutting through the greasy fingerprints like Windex does, you actually have to scrub (lightly!) the tougher spots to remove them. They also make a dandy dust rag for the rest of the computer once you're finished with the monitor. They don't leave a sticky residue like 409-type cleaners do. Speaking of LCD monitors, there's a Windows setting you might want to check out called 'Clear Type'. Ostensibly, it's to make text on LCD monitors look better, but both LCD monitors I've used have looked better without it, so maybe you'd better check your own system. Windows XP users:
Windows Vista and 7 users: Your Clear Type settings will be around somewhere. Sorry, don't know offhand. Look through likely items in the Control Panel, like 'Personalization', 'Display', 'Appearance', etc. Then do the above test. Things should get a tiny bit sharper or blurrier, depending upon which setting your monitor looks best with. If you're not sure, watch the larger block fonts used for the article's title as you hit the 'Apply' button. On my current monitor, I think the fonts actually look a tad crisper with it on, but it also seems to make the larger fonts a little fatter, which I don't like, so I leave it off. It's strictly 'eye of the beholder.'
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Each Spring and Fall, I just take all of my LCD monitors out onto the driveway and spray them down real good with a hose.
What impresses me about your statement isn't the economy it implies, nor the rigorous attention to maintaining a very admirable computer maintenance schedule.
It was your using the word "all", rather than, say, "it" or "both". Very impressive. :) usually ammonia side, drM, but this time i gotta say windex work real good on my screenery.
It does, indeed, work excellently, and I used it for a few months until I started reading horror stories about the 'wicking' problem with liquids. As far as the ammonia goes, it's a gradual effect, a 'micro-pitting' of the screen. If it's visibly noticeable on glass CRTs (which it is), you can imagine what it'd do to plastic over time.
you do this for a living, right? I mean you are Da Man! Looking forward to more tips as I am starting to feel real smart like "Obama" smart. hehehe
Hope: Glad it helped. We aim to please.
Opie: "you do this for a living, right?" Bwah-hah! (falling on floor) At this point I'm supposed to say I wish!, but actually I've never liked working on computers for money. Takes the fun out of it. And that was terrific the other day when you asked "Where are the fish?" What a massive deception on Gywin and BD's part! Oh, sure, they later produced a picture of the alleged fish, although I think the "Facebook" watermark across the bottom kind of gave it away. Now, as far as this goes... "Looking forward to more tips as I am starting to feel real smart like "Obama" smart." I can't decide if you knew how brilliant that was when you wrote it. (You can later claim "Yes, I did" -- who would know?) Consider: Obama comes across as expert in many fields, yet, when you strip away the veneer, there's not much depth or experience to him. Likewise, if you do and learn absolutely everything in the lessons, you, too, will come across as an 'expert', but, like Obama, the depth and experience won't be there. So when you say doing the lessons is making you feel "Obama smart", that's actually quite perceptive. So kudos to you -- deserved or not. :) ok, brainiac, so how far can a person walk into a forest?
Halfway. After that, he'd be walking out of the forest.
I'd peg that one around '67. There were a number of good ones on a list that was being passed around at the time: Take two apples from five apples and what do you have? Two apples. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark? It was Noah, not Moses. Divide 30 by 1/2 and what do you get? 60, not 15. I'm holding two coins in my hand that total 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are they? A 50-cent piece and a nickel. The one that wasn't a nickel was the 50-cent piece. Pretty heady stuff for 1967. :) ha ha ok ok old joke. but let me ask you what type of bran you recommend, dr braniac.
Hmm, tough one. Wondering what others had thought, I promptly dashed over to Google and searched for "what type of bran you recommend". Google responded:
Did you mean: what type of brain you recommend Honestly, I was at a loss. :) Actually, I like breadstuffs for breakfast, like rolls, toast, even chocolate cake sans icing. I ate Raisin Bran for years but lost my taste for it. Eating habits are interesting. I ate holistically for years (small half-meals four or five times a day, and only to the point of being non-hungry, not "full"), but one of the toughest old birds I ever knew was my 85-year-old landlord who ate one meal a day, breakfast. So it takes all kinds.
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Dr. Branflakes
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speaking of raisins, 'Raisin in the Sun' was written by Lorraine Hansberry. Had her name instead been Lorraine Concrete, maybe the play would've been named 'Cinderblock in the Sun'.
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hahahahahahahahah and hahahahahahaha look who is perceptive , I am choking I am laughing so hard but wait it is the smoked trout stuck in my throat. great !
In my family they are known as "mouse toilets". Course, the neighbors look at us funny.
I still use damp newspaper to clean off monitors, eyeglasses and windows. Works well and cuts the nicotine/coffee haze well.
Wadded-up newspapers are the 'great secret' when cleaning windows. There's something about the absorbent quality of them that, like you said, really sucks up the bad stuff.
As far as eyeglasses go, though, I hadn't thought of that. Kleenex and TP work 'okay', but not great. I usually have to clean them twice to get them spotless. I'll give newspapers a shot, although they might be kind of hard to find. Didn't the last newspaper go out of business about a month after the Web started? Or does it just feel that way? tip -- read first, before washing windows. EXTREMELY difficult to read vital horoscopes when wet & wadded.
Horrorscope:
Aries: You will waste this day, as you always do, and you'll never get it back for all of eternity.
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For my eyeglasses I just take them in the shower and wash them with soap, then dry them on a cotton t-shirt. This not only cleans the lenses daily (well, sometimes two or three times a day depending on workload), but it also gets the funk off the pads.
Newspaper, water with 10% vinegar does the job. Newspaper don't leave lint. And they're absorbent. The paper is a tiny bit abrasive, too, so it's great. (Abrasive in not like Kleenex.)
The trouble with Kleenex is that it often has emollients in it, and it does leave lint if you buy the five-boxes-for-a-buck kind. Dr.M. - I have a Power MAC G4. At the top of the dome there are lots of holes. I was told to clean the detritus out of those holes and am wondering if my Hoover Wind Tunnel with its tornadic suckage would abscond with the lint and such as well as my hard drive. Can you tell me the best way to clean the junk out, please? Thanks! Meta -
I use TP, but it still leaves lint. I'll give the newspaper thing a try -- assuming there are any left out there besides in museums. When it comes to cleaning the guts of a computer, compressed air works much, much better than vacuum. A vacuum cleaner will certainly clean out the holes and such, but not the components. For that, buy a can of compressed air at the computer store, haul the tower outside, pop off the side and blast away as close as you can get to the motherboard components, and from every angle you can reach. Extra credit: Turn on the vacuum and hold it up to the opening on the back of the tower where the power supply blows out. Grab the can of compressed air, stick the little tube thing through the slots in the power supply and blow like hell, letting the vacuum cleaner suck the dust out the other side. Disclaimer: Both of the above suggestions were said with a standard PC-type tower in mind. I have no idea how a Mac case is designed, or whether it can even be opened by the user. If not, just use the vacuum where you can and be done with it. On the subject, the worst place a tower can sit is on the floor. We can't see it, but since dust eventually settles, the lower foot or so of air space in a room is extremely dusty compared to mid-room level. All of this is important because dusty components run hotter, and heat is what kills electronics over time. "Ages them" might be the better term. Thanks, Doc. I don't have a tower but the half-ball base and goose neck. But everything you just said I heard from a computer guy in town and read online. Oh, except for the simultaneous use of the compressed air and vacuum cleaner. Great idea..... creative, too. Sign of genius. :)
You definitely know your stuff plus some! Thanks! "You definitely know your stuff plus some!"
Why, I'm so good, I scream my own name during orgasm. :) Back to the question at hand, if you've got lots of air holes, then I wouldn't be too concerned, but if you feel there's few enough of them to make a real difference when it comes to air flow, then definitely keep them clean. Heat is the enemy, remember, and less cooling air means higher heat. By the way, congratulations on the courage you've shown here. Very brave of you, I'm forced to admit. Most people go a lifetime without ever letting on that they belong to a secret elitist cult. My esteem for you has risen greatly. I don't believe that I'd ever have the fortitude to be so forthright and honest in the face of certain public ridicule and outright disdain. But, then, I just own a PC. "The Mac dude on those ads? He's my daddy."
I don't have a TV, but can I just picture the Dell dude? He was so boss! He was far-out, fab and insane! He rocked my world! He was awesome. Those Gen-Xers sure had some cool lingo, didn't they? The only thing that survived my generation was "cool". :/ Anyways, again I offer my heartiest congratulations of freely admitting you own a Mac. I immediately went to my webmaster forum and told everybody about it. They were shocked, of course, to find out I'd been freely communicating with "the Dark Side" (as one person put it), and there was some disagreement as to whether or not I should have gotten my innoculation shots first, but, overall, the kind and benevolent webmasters were willing to accept the fact that Mac users were at least human. So you've got that going for you. Dr. Pompatus of PCs,
NOT the Dell dude. They have sweaty pits. ew! The MAC guy. Check YouTube. He's my daddy. oooh yeah.... :} well i'm grateful to have learned that it's "LCD Monitor" and not "El Seedy Monitor" as i had always thought when i heard it spoken.
Buddy. Stop laughing and spitting Cheerios and dinner Twinkies on your monitor and you won't have the 'seedy' problem. No doubt things are growing thar. Especially when the market rocks once a month.
Hey! Forget the Windex and newspaper. You can just lick your monitor clean! Cool. Efficient. But not after eating cheese puffs, the crunchy bits scratch the screen.
good points all -- might add re that vinegar tip -- don't substitute Italian dressing -- ooo bad --
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