Maggie's Farm

i don't think a whole lot of the Dems are even aquainted with the leftist agenda. i think it's much simpler; that if you're chasing power and pretty much without scruples, you'll gravitate to the party that by and large rewards, rather than punishes, that sort of character.

Yes, the Pubs stink, too, but it's an 80/20 thing. Such as, 80% of Dems will forgive what only 20% of Pubs will. Something like that.

you could well be right -- i guess I'm just talking about the rank & file-- not the back room apparatchiks and nomenklatura wannabees.

tell him to get his legs amputated --that'll get his weight down immediately. he'll be short, tho.

no, don't, doug -- keep your legs -- i meant meta's boyfriend, the guy who needs to lose that 150 lbs. jeez i hope i got this clarification to you in time. if not, how's the weather down there?

well he could your australian lover -- the Man From Down Under

Two geezers decide to have a big night on the town, and after some drinking they end up at the local cat house.

The madam takes one look and whispers to her manager, "Run upstairs and lay out a couple of inflated dolls in the first two rooms--these two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

Later, after they leave and are walking back to the car, one old guy says, "You know, I think my girl
was dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "Why do you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was making love to her."

His friend says, "Could be worse, I think mine was a witch."

"A witch ??....Why the heck would you say that?"

"Well, I was kissing her on the neck, and I gave her
a little bite, and she started hissing and flew out the window!"

Hah! i had a joke ready & waiting, JUST so i wouldn't get stuck over the white!

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