You know, if you're going to spend all that money and go to all that trouble, you really should enjoy yourself. Bust up the furniture, maybe. And if nothing else, after you settle in for all those decades of either eyeing the kitchen knives while he watches football, or smiling and nodding while your significant other picks out just the right candle at the second CandleBarnOutletAnnex you've been in today, you'll still have some amusing wedding pictures to look at.
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