Maggie's Farm

Those brazen, violent, White nationalist, Catholic high school boys, most of whom had never engaged in more than a pillow fight, clearly attacked and subdued the Native American Muslim Obeah priests, who were merely conducting church services on their own private sidewalk... at the deliberate behest of Trump, who clearly hates everyone, everything, and me, too...

With apologies to Mark Twain, Jonathan Swift, Thomas Francklin, Fisher Ames, Thomas Jefferson, John Randolph, Charles Haddon Spurgeon, Winston Churchill, Terry Pratchett, or whomever said something similar while getting dressed one morning... "Fake News finds its way around the Internet before Truth can even log into her Hotmail account."