We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Dems call on the tough guys to deal with the Brooks Brothers mob. Isn't it called "astroturfing" when you bus in organized groups - and pay them for a day's work?
Now I see why the DNC falsely accused the protesters and questioners yesterday - and again today. It was to provide some cover for their astroturf plans. They will bus in their ACORN geniuses too (who are notably supported by billions in government funds) along with the union thugs.
Truth is, those who have been showing up in the Town Halls thus far have been regular people who are worried about government plans, and who have gotten to the meetings under their own steam and without a day's pay.
I'm turning myself in. Has it been suggested by either any of the Footsoldiers of Sanity that we all just turn ourselves in by e-mailing our own personal confessions, at a specifically predetermined (organized, even) hour to the White House enemies list? A wee-bit of cyberassault?
I hereby confess that I am opposed to your health care scheme and will endeavor to do whatever it takes to stop its imposition. Not being the tool of an insurance industry executive, I am not clear exactly how to word this, but basically I wish to tell you that you can take your agenda and shove it where the ol' thermometer used to go.
Love and kisses,
Your humbler servant,
-T. Baggin Brooks Bros.
Thank you for your fine confession and willingness to do whatever it takes to stop this health imposition. We have the duty of reading all the emails of confession that come to the WH, and we would like to ask you to please start a brawl at the next tea party with the astroturfers. Please don't tell we begged this of you as we work for The Messiah.
The Sisters of Mercy
P.S. As for your confession, start a riot and you are free of sin. No hail Marys necessary. Thank you.