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Friday, March 28. 2008

Man, 32, seeks affectionate interracial Moose for fun and frolic

Canada's #1 Dating Site: Adult Moose Finder

Roger de H. advises: Make sure you plug in "man" seeking "interracial elk" from the drop down list. And check out the dropdown list for "Country"

Posted by Bird Dog in The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 09:32 | Comments (8) | Trackbacks (0)

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I think you mean "bi-racial moose" or "interracial relationship" with moose, BD. I don't know how an individual moose, human, or anything can be interracial on its own.
#1 Anonymous on 2008-03-28 09:42 (Reply)
Picky picky.
#1.1 BD on 2008-03-28 09:48 (Reply)
I ended up there searching the internet for a wild fling with really long, slender legs, beautiful auburn hair, and a nice rack.



/ joke shamelessly cribbed from Steve Martin
#2 roger de hauteville on 2008-03-28 10:38 (Reply)
off-thread, but Ogden Nash was similarly taxed on taxonomy:

The camel has a single hump,
the dromedary two,
or is it just the other way,
I'm never sure -- are you?

(actually, it IS 'the other way' -- dromedary has single hump -- camel with two humps can handle more dates)
#3 buddy larsen on 2008-03-28 11:41 (Reply)
Now hold on just a doggone minute, talking about a nice rack is one thing, but to speculate about how many times a camel has been humped is just going a bit too far.
#3.1 Jephnol on 2008-03-28 13:28 (Reply)
no no no, dates as what grows on a date palm. and 'date palm' as in, the tree, not the lonely Saturday night --oh skip it
#3.1.1 buddy larsen on 2008-03-28 14:27 (Reply)
I think someone should speak up about the blatant ageism going on here. The default box says ages "18 to 35", so now suddenly 37 is unattractive?? You hear about our culture being "youth-oriented", but you just don't believe it until you see it for yourself.

Me, I hanker to the petite ones and just couldn't take my eyes off of Horny4u89. Did you see those smooth and slender haunches? Hubba-hubba! I also like 'em young and was thinking of asking the luscious JustTurned18 out, but, well, better men than myself have been fooled by a young girl claiming she was of age.

In the final analysis, though, this post perfectly represents the value of Maggie's Farm. Diversity. Openness. The advancement of new and daring ideas. Not kowtowing to the whims and dictums of society.

Maggie's Farm: the site we deerly love.
#4 Dr. Mercury (Link) on 2008-03-28 12:08 (Reply)
Sheesh!
#4.1 BD on 2008-03-28 12:34 (Reply)

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