As I understand it, according to strict doctrine, Mohammed hates dogs, pigs, monkeys, Jews, Hindus, gays, and Christians, and isn't overly fond of women either, except as physical objects and cooks.
I do not know how he feels about squirrels, but their thefts of my bird seed are beginning to turn me against the filthy little rodents and I am considering issuing a fatwah against them.
But, back to dogs: readers know that we are dog-lovers here, so we are deeply, deeply offended by news items like this, and are considering some serious rioting, car burning, and peeing on hydrants until such offenses cease.