Our Iowa Editorial Committee has pondered long and deep, and decided that we will endorse, for the Repub nomination, Pogo. We Go Pogo!
Pogo has been running for Pres. since 1952, and it's time to give him a chance. He has the experience, and he won't play possum in the White House.
This decision is not to disparage George Papoon ("Not Insane!"), who is also an excellent mammalian candidate but one who promises to permit voting by all kinds of animals, including unicellular animals. We are told on good authority that each one of us has more bacteria in our GI tracts than there are American voters, and we believe this could dilute the opinion of us superior and more thoughtful multicellular animals.
With our boy Fred out of the race and into the VP race, now it truly is down to Pogo (who we already tentatively endorsed) and George Papoon, running on the Natural Surrealist Light People's Party. You know his catchy theme song:Papoon, Papoon for Preside
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