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Saturday, December 1. 2007

PC Week: The Santa Problem

Santa smokes, owns elf slaves, utters the forbidden word "ho," likes to nip at the brandy, and likes to sit children on his lap - which means he is a sicko pedophile. Jules notes that his waistline is one more strike against him.
Posted by Bird Dog in Politics at 16:04 | Comments (3) | Trackbacks (0)

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christmas humor: differences between republicans and democrats. ho ho ho...

http://www.dezert-rose.com/humor/christmas/political_cmas.html
#1 kab on 2007-12-01 17:42 (Reply)
I find little humor in scanning these jokes.

It ain't no joke:

I started singing White Christmas Friday last.

Couldn't find ho ho's but I don't shop Target.

Pahhandler gets no loose change when him/her ask for a quarter.

I give her/him buck because, the Ecumenical party line is not to do so, it might encourage him/her.

If her/him needs food the soup kitchen is open daily if him/her hasn't wore out welcome for being on the bum.

If her/him get another buck him/her can get a Tall cup of coffee at one of the Starbucks, (yes, we have free choice downtown) though it's really a small cup.

If her/him get a quarter him/her can get a 24 oz can of Pabst, unless it's Sunday.
#1.1 Leag on 2007-12-01 21:38 (Reply)
Plus he discriminates between "good little boys and girls" and the other kind.

The nerve.
#2 Meade on 2007-12-01 18:20 (Reply)

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