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Saturday, August 18. 2012

Montana cereal from God's Country

Among the many fine things in Montana is Cream of the West cereal.

Now you can get it by mail, close your eyes, and pretend you are in God's country.

(Woops. Sorry - once again, we violated our rule to never say anything good about Montana. I will correct it by saying Montana Sucks. Do not go there, and do not move there. Chardonnay-sippers beware: you would hate it. It is full of redskin injuns, rattlesnakes, crazy horses, aggressive pangolins, evil horney toads, and Grizzly Bears, and excessively-armed paranoid meth-intoxicated right-wing rednecks who are always spoiling for a fight.)

Cereal is no good either. Pure carbs, no nutrition. Nobody under 50 eats cereal anymore except cowboys.

Pic on top is with friends hiking up on Ear Mountain, near the Bob Marshall Wilderness. A big hike. Leave the horses with the wrangler at the base. Have water in your backpack. Mountain Goats are up there. They eat the rocks.

Posted by Bird Dog in Food and Drink, Our Essays at 13:35 | Comments (18) | Trackbacks (0)

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And from Manitoba, don't forget -

http://www.redrivercereal.com/

#1 Skookumchuk (Link) on 2007-08-13 20:00 (Reply)

Same idea. I've had that one too, in Manitoba. Butter and some cream on top. Almost like eating meat.

#1.1 BD on 2007-08-13 20:02 (Reply)

Or with saskatoon berries on top, along with the butter and cream.

#1.1.1 Skookumchuk (Link) on 2007-08-13 20:17 (Reply)

NOTICE:

THE MONTANA EXPERIENCE IS FOR EXPORT ONLY TO THE OTHER 49 STATES . IT IS ILLEGAL TO EXPORT MONTANA PRODUCTS,IMAGES , OR SPEAK THE NAME CHARLEY RUSSELL IN FOREIGN LANDS.

THE MILITIA OF MONTANA HAS MANNED STATIONS ON ALL ROADS LEADING INTO MONTANA. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNAL PASSPORT YOU MAY PURCHASE A "DRIVE THROUGH" 3 DAY PASSPORT FOR $5000.00USD.

IF YOU ARE VISITING YOUR SICK MOTHER YOU MAY STAY FOR A WEEK. $3000.00USD

ALL OTHERS WILL BE FINED AND TURNED BACK. TO TURN AROUND ..$1000.00 USD ...ON GRAVEL ROAD...ON PAVED HIGHWAY $1500.00.

NO CELLPHONES OR GIRLIEMEN ALLOWED FOR ANY REASON.

SIGN
COMMITTEE OF PUBLIC SAFETY
ROBESPIERRE LEGION

#2 Anonymous on 2007-08-13 20:26 (Reply)

That is a direct violation of the Commerce Clause, Robes Pierre. Stand Down posthaste, and with alacrity, sir!

#2.1 buddy larsen on 2007-08-13 20:41 (Reply)

THE MONTANA EXPERIENCE IS FOR EXPORT ONLY TO THE OTHER 49 STATES . IT IS ILLEGAL TO EXPORT MONTANA PRODUCTS,IMAGES , OR SPEAK THE NAME CHARLEY RUSSELL IN FOREIGN LANDS.

When I was in high school I went out with a girl who informed me that CHARLEY RUSSELL was her great-nth uncle- which may explain why Russell was her middle name.

A cousin and her husband moved to Montana four decades ago. They liked Montana so much, they stayed after her husband got laid off.

#2.2 Gringo on 2012-08-19 09:57 (Reply)

WE GOT OUR OWN COMMERCE CLAUSE. THE BOYS OVER IN JORDAN USE TO HAVE THEIR OWN MONEY TIL THE FBI MOVED ON 'EM.

NOW ABOUT THAT POSTHOLE PART OF YUR MESSAGE. HECK WE KNOWD DAMN WELL YA CAIN'T STAND DOWN A POSTHOLE.

I BELIEVE DOWN TEXAS WAY ON THE HILL COUNTRY AREA IS SOME OF THE FINEST POSTHOLE STANDERS A MAN CAN FIND. TEXAS ,NOW THAT'S THE BEST PLACE FOR A MAN TO BE.

#3 R. D'ARCY PIERRE on 2007-08-13 20:52 (Reply)

hurry hurry hurry see Habu's defense of using the N word back on that thread.

I'll bet you guys are so far PC now you never use the word queer either. Right..out of bounds ...homos ...NOT why I wouldn't ne accepted by all the other guilt ridden crackers.

Well if you'll do some research you'll see their are still black achdemics that do not condemn the N words useage in proper context.

The shame is on you cowtowing to PCism, thing you no doubt decry selectively.

#4 Habu on 2007-08-13 22:08 (Reply)

PC is sooooo GAY. OMG LOL ROFL #!#!#!#!#

#4.1 PHIL on 2007-08-14 11:01 (Reply)

"It is full of rattlesnakes, aggressive pangolins and Grizzly Bears, and excessively-armed paranoid meth-intoxicated right-wing rednecks who are always spoiling for a fight"

On habu's behalf, I must object to that addendum. Specifically, the word "always" is flat wrong, and should be changed to "almost always".

#4.1.1 buddy larsen on 2007-08-14 16:44 (Reply)

what is an "achdemic"? someone who studies the acheson topeka & santa fe railroad?

#5 buddy larsen on 2007-08-13 23:07 (Reply)

Population's low up thar cuz the grizzes n snakes is mean clar thru. An' the Feds are holdin' up ammo shipments.

#6 Sam L. on 2012-08-18 14:13 (Reply)

I spent a winter in Montana once - all 13 months.

#7 Roy Lofquist on 2012-08-18 15:25 (Reply)

Find yourself all of the A.B. (Bud) Guthrie novels and read them, all of them, starting with The Big Sky. After that you will be able to [i]walk[/]into Montana. You're on your own after that.

#8 lenf on 2012-08-18 20:06 (Reply)

Find yourself all of the A.B. (Bud) Guthrie novels and read them, all of them, starting with The Big Sky. After that you will be able to walkinto Montana. You're on your own after that.

#9 lenf on 2012-08-18 20:07 (Reply)

An excellent product - order them all.

Another product no self-respecting Montanan should live without is Alpine Touch seasoning.

http://www.alpinetouch.com/

#10 Tralfaz on 2012-08-19 11:39 (Reply)

When people think Montana they all think mountains, but Montana is big and it also has some pretty spectacular prairie landscapes, with some foothills in between. Actually, not many foothills because Montana mountains have an interesting habit of springing abruptly from the plains, and popping up in the middle of the plains, like the Sweetgrass hills and Bearpaw mountains.

And then there are Chinooks.

http://greatfallsgirl.wordpress.com/2011/05/21/coulees-and-chinooks/

#11 Fred Z on 2012-08-19 12:01 (Reply)

Be sure to try the 7-Grain Buttermilk Flapjack mix. Mmmmmm

If Montana is smart, they'll outlaw the importation of Californian's, we weren't so smart in Colorado.

#12 Ben Hammer on 2012-08-19 12:11 (Reply)

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Montana cereal from God's Country