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Monday, June 25. 2007Unhappy FeetLots of stuff about unhappy feet recently. For one, there was that teen in Kentucky who lost her feet on an amusement park ride. Here's neoneo on ballerinas' feet. The pain and destruction are worth it, she feels. And here's John Hawkes on cosmetic foot surgery: "Now I can wear whatever shoes I want." Photo: Croc shoes. Our readers seem to like them. Is it comfort, or the anti-fashion thing? Or is it a rubber shoe fetish, like wearing latex clothing?
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Ever since I got my Crocs, all my other footwear has assumed, in my mind, the identity of torture instruments.
Yay! Crocs rule! I'll never wear anything else. I looked down at my first pair and thought, "They look like platypus pads, but now I don't care one bit!
I just now noticed little bits of black in my son's bathroom trashcan. The black 'professional' Crocs I got him for work - where he has to stand around on concrete floors all day. sigh... His dog did it. The worse manmade foot injury - bound feet. Ridiculous. As ridiculous as wearing stilettos longer than ten minutes. That genetic imprint of the phalanges is true. Both my kids have hands and feet that look just like my ex - to an amazing degree! - Even to a crooked little finger on all three. . They're slippers, yet you can run in 'em--it's that little genius strap in back (which can be rotated to front to make actual slippers). The raised edge around the sole means you can hike in 'em and get nary a stick, stone, nor bramble inside. They weigh nothing, yet are proof against all but dog chewing. The raised bumps inside massage your feet as you walk. They make you 20 lbs younger and 10 years lighter. I want a franchise somewhere they aren't yet!
If the shoe fits:
http://sisu.typepad.com/sisu/2006/07/if_the_shoe_fit.html The stock is selling @ 30 x earnings, while the footwear industry average is half that. So, unless it's overpriced, those shoes are gonna be on LOTS of happy feets before long. I haven't bought in yet--dammit. Too slow, too careful ("what? Rubber shoes?").
Oh, lord--that pic @ sissy's--to think people could do that to a child's feet. Gosh, we are short-time out of the jungle--
I just checked CROX and the stock is at $45. Motley Fool says to hold. Evidently the insiders just unloaded millions of dollars of the stock, but the projection is that the company is expanding. No 'buy' or 'sell'. Just hold.
I see them everywhere! From little tiny kids to old, old men. These shoes are the greatest. And the ugliest. :) And I don't care. Buddy, they have a lovely MaryJane Croc out that is to die for! :) P.S. Nerdnik here: I have extremely narrow feet, so that strap is a must. So is a thick pair of dorky white socks. haha. And I don't care. . Bird Dog.....
Crocs are NOT like wearing latex clothing. (Not that I would know.) Crocs don't feel like rubber. They feel like nothing, and a pair weighs about two ounces. Get yourself a pair and try them. You'll be stopping people on the street and saying, "Hey. Look at my Crocs! Man, they are so great!" :) You can order online. $28 plus S&H $5. Or you might find them in a store. Wal-Mart has its own brand, but they're not nearly as comfy as the real ones. . Poor BD. Stepped on the toes of a Croc Nazi! Well it serves him right. Der future belonks to US!
My dear mom--and her mother before her--believed in the importance of "very good"shoes for children. From the beginning I wore high tops of sturdy white leather--the had an ever so slight arch in them. Later,my mom made certain I always had two new pair of Buster Brown shoes per year. In high school, I could have one pair of one (and later 2 inch) heels for church and going out, but I still had to wear either bucks, or saddleloafers(the expensive ones of thick leather, with very good arch supports). I am so glad my dear mom, working to support the family, found the money to make sure I always had good shoes. Later, during the hippie years, some podiatrist (Berkeley I think) came up wiht the "evolutionary", or was it "ecological" idea that children should be taught to walk like apes (we are so close structurally, and man should never have stood up straight anyhow). From that point on children's feet have gone unattended. They are encouraged to become flat footed--nearly to the point of being club footed. The result of that new "moderne" idea about children's feet has given us two generations of kids who are flat footed to the point of nearly being disabled. But, alas at least they are pacificsts--because, they can't wear those army boots, or hike, or run with any endurance!! Not sure that we should have addressed the slightly turned foot, in the same way that is demonstrated in "Forrest Gump". But, I am damn sure that flat footed, club footed and clumsy is not an improvement either.
Thanks mom, Good news! The little black things in the bathroom were not my son's Crocs. They were from a piece of exercise equipment. (He has a 75lb. "baby" pit bull. Yaysh, that is one strong dog. Loving as all get out.
AP, Worst 'shoe' ever invented - flip flops. Yuk. Worst sartorial/character-embracing get-up: A man in shorts and flip flops. Ack! . So, my southwest desert uniform is lacking in sartorial grace :-( Well perhaps my sandals with short white socks would pass muster :-) But Buddy wearing 'Crocs'... now I have to reevaluate my whole life, again.
Ha--yes, it IS a come-down from my booted life. But having had so many 39th birthdays, I was looking for a walking/jogging shoe that was lite and comfy and easy on the skeleton.
Ole Ma Nature done said "whoa!" and i done whoa'd. :-\ Luther,
I'm sure I'd turn my head and give you a look as long as you didn't have those thin brown socks half-way up your legs with your sandals. hahaha. My father has super-skinny legs and never in life wore shorts until one of us got him a pair. He came down into the kitchen with the shorts on and..... his regular gardening/fishing shoes with Army regulation black socks. We all howled for ten minutes. (I have to say I've worn shorts three times in my life and all three times in my back yard. [I have my dad's skinny legs.]) Legs do not make the babe. ahem. .. .. .. :) . |
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