We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
At Home Depot, you can now just take whatever you want. That's what I call a good deal: why should greedy capitalist pigs make money on stuff I need, anyway? They should make it and give it to me because I am a nice person.
Well, maybe not all that nice, but I am special, right? We're all special, right?