We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
The “you’re-a-peon” tour? Let's be kind and send the delicate rose to the UK, b/c Rosie loves high tea:
Why don’t we give Rosie
A knitted tea cosy
To warm up her pot and drink?
When she gets the munchies
She could scarf scones, steak and crunchies
And wash ‘em down with a fifth in a blink.
Then let’s give her a tour of the Tower
Where she could properly glower
As a rejected queen of American TV
Till a Brit-Muslim guard shouts, “Off with her head!”
Giving her acidic reflux and drear dread
Since she thought those jihadis only did that BC.