We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Eco-fashion chic is gimmicky and oxymoronic. It expends energy on designing, fabricating, transporting and retailing superfluous clothes and reinforcing buying same on a yearly new-fashion basis. Far more honest are high-end couture and Target off-the-rack.
But, if you must, for $9.99 or a barter of roofing and massage services, I’ll fashion you the best eco-appropriate tech apparel from my backyard. For summer (bare feet recommended): fig leaf affixed with ivy or kiwi vine or Pampas or liriope grass skirt w/no top to save on grass. For winter: found cat or dog hair (shearing is inhumane) and molted feathers from under the birdfeeder woven poncho, bark boots, and crushed rock supplements to stimulate body hair growth. All delivered by mule train to save on petro pollution and to recycle the dung into the summer apparel crops above.
Vogue earth-mom who attends the shows