The Penis Monologues
Apropos my recent post about humorless, bitter feminists: Let those penises speak! Even though we women already know what they're going to say, and it is neither intelligent nor inspiring due to the absence of cortical matter in those cute little happy heads. But have no fear - we normal ladies do enjoy them quite a bit, anyway, despite their low IQs. Especially when they are attached to an interestingly complex, intelligent, quirky, or entertaining human being, preferably tall, dark and handsome. Read Christina Hoff Summer's amusing piece. Free Testaclese! Thanks, View from 1776.