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Thursday, February 15. 2007

Do all women do this?

Shamelessly stolen from Villainous Company. I hope Cassandra doesn't mind, but this was too good to pass up. Can guys assume that this is what is going on when a lady has a smile in the line at Starbucks?

 

Posted by Bird Dog in The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 20:34 | Comments (12) | Trackbacks (0)

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I'll bet that episode had the patrons tongues wagging..(fill in apostrophies where needed..here are some spares ' ' ' ' ')

this could have never happened in an Islamic society because of, dare I say, clitorectomies. But lets say it did happen. What would they cut off?
#1 Habu on 2007-02-15 20:56 (Reply)
They would cut off the power.
#2 BD on 2007-02-15 21:01 (Reply)
They would cut off the glower.
#3 buddy larsen on 2007-02-15 21:14 (Reply)
I don't suppose the TV could have ever used the line....."This just in..." to start the story.

o/t
I don’t know why the media is making such big deal over Bush having trouble with his Generals.

Clinton had trouble with his privates
#4 Habu on 2007-02-15 21:30 (Reply)
Buddy you're right and the Mills Brothers agree

Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer
Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer
Lead us lest too far we wander
Love's sweet voice is callin' yonder
Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer
Hey, there don't get dimmer, dimmer
Light the path below, above
And lead us on to love

Glow little glow-worm, fly of fire
Glow like an incandescent wire
Glow for the female of the species
Turn on the AC and the DC
This night could use a little brightnin'
Light up you little ol' bug of lightnin'
When you gotta glow, you gotta glow
Glow little glow-worm, glow
#5 Habu on 2007-02-15 21:34 (Reply)
As I reflect further about this piece, the only truly tacky aspect is that the undies were fake leather. That is lame.
#6 BD on 2007-02-15 22:06 (Reply)
Butt were they NASA approved? and should we say lame or cheesy?

ALSO

Roon Poopeel has given us some great products that have added jobs to the economy and made life more fun at the same time.

Now Roon is really stepping up, having announce the introduction of the Mohammad Chia Head.
The special chia seeds will be used to grow the beard of Mohammad while the turban will come with an optional propeller.

It'll be a big item at next years Hajj and pony show. Look for it at your favorite bizaare.
#7 Habu on 2007-02-15 22:11 (Reply)
She went shopping and was charged with battery

who else but habu would know the Mills Brothers "Shine Little Glow Worm"?
#8 buddy larsen on 2007-02-15 22:14 (Reply)
Buddy,
it was just too apropos..it had these lines that were too good to pass up:

Glow like an incandescent wire
Glow for the female of the species
Turn on the AC and the DC

ALSO take a look at... http://www.willisms.com/

it has some great charts an info on emissions etc scroll a bit.
#9 Habu on 2007-02-15 22:25 (Reply)
hehehehehehehehehe.... Oh man... added and Blogged.
#10 hardliner (Link) on 2007-02-15 23:29 (Reply)
Boy, that list of Willis' Thursday SocSec posts is, like, devastating. SocSec gonna kill us, for sure, but we can't talk about it just yet.
#11 buddy larsen on 2007-02-16 00:06 (Reply)
Women with men sufficiently chivalrous have no need of such things. Never heard of anyone with a decent relationship with a man who had to resort to batteries for her thrills. Normal women would prefer nothing, anyway, to a buzz @#$%
#12 Anonymous on 2007-02-16 06:05 (Reply)

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