Maggie's Farm

Saddam obit completed:

Hussein was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 17 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa; Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Bejay, a male prostitute; Biliray, a country music star; Ecksray, a  radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders; Tushay, an Olympic fencer; Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; and Tupay, who is bald, and by seven daughters: Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater; Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress; Safeway, a grocery store owner; O lay, who lives in Mexico; and Gudlay, a hooker. There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.