We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
A lady goes into a sex toy store and asks to see the dildos. The gentleman behind the counter brings out three dildos all skin color. The lady looks at them and the first is 5 " long and way too small. The second one is 7 inches long and looks tempting. But the last one is a full 10 inches long and she can barely get her hand around it. She tells the clerk she wants the larger one but does it come in white? The clerk tells her that all the large ones are only available in black.