We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I had forgotten that spotted dick is a pudding, so the reply is that spotted dick is more tasty than haggis, and probably on a par with clootie pudding.
The Scots, the Irish, and the English have always been in a heated competition to see who has the most appalling cuisine. Mostly so the Finns and the Belorussians can feel better about themselves, I guess.