We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
At Florida State University, a study was done on gender differences between men and women. Attractive, well-dressed students approached the opposite gender and asked one of the following three questions:
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many
men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they
cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and
only enough blood to run one at a time."
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
experiences money can buy.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged
woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."