Maggie's Farm

The hole in the wall inexpensive gym I use to seek the fountain of youth rarely has more than 6 customers in it at a time (aged 14 to 90), and they are all working with a trainer, or under a trainer's advice. Not a commercial gym, owned in fact by a physical therapist. You have to have a trainer in charge of your program to use it, and the trainer has to be ok with the physical therapist owner. No spandex, no guinea Ts, and no visible boobs or bouncing female behinds to distract or entertain. You are allowed to grunt as much as you need to and, for me, that is quite a bit.

It's the opposite of this, but this is amusing: