We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Exhausted from his work with the Save The Whales Society, Bird Dog has decided to kick back for a few days and finally watch the final season of 'All My Children' on DVD. That Erica sure was hot, wasn't she? Who can blame him!
Sadly, this means I'll be doing the morning links through Monday. Unlike my own posts, where only urbane sophisticates with an intellectual bent are allowed to comment, the morning links are open to all walks of life, from the lowliest unwanted dregs of society (liberals, hedonists, Mac users) to wretched unwashed misfits (slobs, drunken reprobates, Chrome browser users) all the way to nutjob religious zealots (Two-Seed-In-The-Spirit Predestinarian Baptists, global warming alarmists), so it doesn't promise to be pretty.
I was going to fill in this spot with some interesting behind-the-scenes tidbits on a certain unruly commenter (I wouldn't want to mention any names, but I don't suppose it's giving too much away to say his name starts with the letter 'Z'), but he seems to have taken off for the nonce, so I won't waste our time. If he returns, I'll immediately issue a major bulletin warning everybody.
Also, as regular readers know, I can be a real blabbermouth quite prolific at times, and unfortunately I've taken this whole vacation thing way too seriously and currently have (cough!) twenty articles ready to go. Sorry about that. So plan on seeing a plethora of goodies over the next five days.
Switching gears about as radically as one can without suffering whiplash, let's talk about sex. Raw, naked sex. Flesh! That's what the hungry mob wants, and that's what the hungry mob shall have.
As a long-standing tradition when I take over the morning links for a few days, I'm opening up the infamous Maggie's Farm Smut Guide for the duration.
Nice to see the Smut Guide again! That's really a great piece of work. And the research it must have taken! We're obviously lucky to have a blogger who will "go that extra mile" to ensure we have the best article possible. Sacrifice! That's what good blogging is all about.
There's a prime example with the 'trouble' link in the Smut Guide. Talk about faltering! Man, I messed up big-time with that post. As documented, it was soundly rejected by the governing board. And rightfully so!
Doc, I just read over your other new posts, and it looks like we're gonna have a ball through the weekend. I can already smell another "triple vid splash" in the works. If you really want to get serious, you could actually post something SERIOUS...
But that'd take all the fun out it. :-)
Personally, I like all the upbeat stuff. I do about ten news and blog sites in the morning before I get here, so the break from the 300 horror headlines I've just read is quite welcome.
The Lake North Pole and Sunbather's Resort parodies were just perfect. Emily Litella lives!