Maggie's Farm

With such an important event just a few months weeks days away, I figured I should reprise this important post.

We certainly won't be able to say we weren't warned.

But wait!  Before you fall into the black abyss of perpetual despair, let's look on the bright side!

Dealer Offers Free Cars if World Ends

The "End of the World Clearance Event" is detailed on MyNextGM.ca. The offers on hand aren't too different from those you'll find at other dealerships this December, but Humberview dealers offer one additional, easy-to-keep promise: "If the world ends, you don't pay!"

So we've got that going for us.

While I don't think you'll particularly learn anything new here, it's still interesting watching an official JPL guy cover the bases.

And if he's wrong?

Just do as we learned to do back in the 60's when Russia was about ready to launch 25,000 nukes at us.

Just crawl under your school desk.  You'll be fine.