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Tuesday, December 4. 2012

The end of the world, in legalese

Especially at the expense of their clients, New York lawyers work through the nights protecting against all probable, possible and improbable contingencies. They are also covering their little fannies. However, our lawyer (the one with a sense of humor) was reviewing a corporate note and security agreement from the 1990s and found the following ultimate (in more ways than one) example. It cannot have been an amicable negotiation!


Posted by Kondratiev in The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 16:38 | Comments (4) | Trackbacks (0)

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Nikolai Dmitriyevich you old buzzard - how've you been? How are the Super Cycles working out for you?
#1 Tom Francis on 2012-12-04 17:46 (Reply)
man-o-manischewitz I just totally used that clause. I hope the Chinese have a sense of humor.
#2 wirraway on 2012-12-04 17:52 (Reply)
Hilarious. I especially loved the declaration of the alignment with the forces of light.
#3 weaver (Link) on 2012-12-05 08:42 (Reply)
This is especially timely since December 21 is quickly approaching.
#4 Jim on 2012-12-07 18:30 (Reply)

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