Maggie's Farm

Dreadful news, I'm a'feared.  Bird Dog has gone on vacation for a week.

(the old-timers in the audience burst into tears at the thought of the horror to come)

That's right, the tyrannical, oppressive firm, guiding hand of our beloved editor won't be around to keep us in check, and I suppose just about anything might happen.  As, unfortunately, usually does.  Hence the tears.

For example, one really horrible thing to see would be a link to the Maggie's Farm Smut Guide, which isn't normally available because no self-respecting blogger would ever link to such a vile, disgusting piece of trash.

Much less blog on the site that produced it!

Also, you might still see a few pre-dated posts by the big guy.  That's his not-so-subtle way of telling us Mutinies will NOT be tolerated! Death awaits those who try!  It's a fair precaution, given the ripe opportunity.

So, buckle down, me hearties, and we'll see if we can't weather this storm together.  In case of fire, please throw a glass of water at your monitor and maybe some of it will seep through and cool down the server.  If you see a big "CENSORED BY THE FCC" screen, well, that's why we usually have an editor.

Good luck, everyone!