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Thursday, April 19. 2012

How big is internet pron?

At Reason:



YouPorn, Tube8, and Pornhub -- they're all vast, vast sites that dwarf almost everything except the Googles and Facebooks of the internet.



Stiff competition for a site like Maggie's but, like Yankee Doodle, we'll try to keep it up anyway.


It's all about masturbation, isn't it? Learned about it in school, but I've never tried it. 

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And who could forget those fabulous muppets?

(Who could ever forget the Muppet version... 'The Internet is for Porn Muppet Version" if you're scared of clicking links.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JisJn5iCyY8

Also DaVinci's Notebook (Well worth the listen... also youtube, "Internet Porn" DaVinci's Notebook)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4vX7u73tvQ
#1 Cap'n Jan on 2012-04-19 11:01 (Reply)
The first time I clicked on "Maggie's Farm" I thought it was going to be a X-rated cross-species "interest" site.
#2 Talnik on 2012-04-19 11:34 (Reply)
The difference between a liar and a damn liar

Liar: I never masterbated
Damn Liar: I used to but I stopped
#3 JP on 2012-04-19 11:55 (Reply)
Well, so much for the mystery, kiddos!
#4 buddy larsen on 2012-04-19 14:09 (Reply)
Ah sweet mystery of life at last I've found you....

In an attempt to crack wise about the mystery of life, I ran into something that I didn't know. To wit:

How many species live on the human body?

The answer is 200 +/- a few here and there.

What does this have to do with the thread subject?

Nothing - nothing at all.
#4.1 Tom Francis on 2012-04-19 16:39 (Reply)
If nature did not consider masturbation adaptive, it would have migrated the penis to the back.
#5 PacRim Jim (Link) on 2012-04-19 15:09 (Reply)
Actually, just as regular exercise helps to keep our heart healthy, masturbation helps to keep the prostate muscle healthy and thus avoid the unpleasantness of prostate cancer. Recommended 'exercise' schedules vary from once per day to five times per day. I'm still waiting for the television ads on this, the Pope's response and the Islamic fatwas. What fun.
#6 W. C. Taqiyya on 2012-04-19 15:54 (Reply)
I find this whole thread disgusting, morally bankrupt and below the usual standards of Maggie's Farm articles and commentary.

Not that there are any actual standards, but still. :>)
#7 Tom Francis on 2012-04-19 16:33 (Reply)
somewhere on the internets is a site with the world's worst porn film names, and on it is Yank My Doodle, Its A Dandy.
#8 wirraway on 2012-04-19 19:22 (Reply)
With all the touting of the increased obesity rates in the US, you'd think promoting ANY form of exercise would be healthy and encouraged

Plus, the imagery sure beats what's often seen in reality - the above picture included.

I've always liked the one of the young brunette, reading on the bed, with glasses seen here before. Well gotta go - the cold shower awaits...
#9 Fred Zeppelin on 2012-04-19 19:32 (Reply)
--getting kinda late, i think i'll go take off my boots and jacket.
#10 buddy larsen on 2012-04-20 01:20 (Reply)

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