We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Actually, just as regular exercise helps to keep our heart healthy, masturbation helps to keep the prostate muscle healthy and thus avoid the unpleasantness of prostate cancer. Recommended 'exercise' schedules vary from once per day to five times per day. I'm still waiting for the television ads on this, the Pope's response and the Islamic fatwas. What fun.