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Saturday, May 7. 2011

Where would Osama be without wife?: Mothers Day pondering

Osama bin Laden's last wife.


Mothers Day special: Osama's wife left OBL's cave for home but returned to him once in mansion in Pakistan.


Yes, we men would all live in caves if not for women; and, in Osama's case he might still be living!


And, OBL's current roommate isn't too pleased with him in paradise. (Careful of language, and hilarious from Iowahawk.) A clean language sample: "So it's been pretty much like that here since Mumbles showed up. Every day, it's calisthenics, fwip-fwip-fwip SEAL time, human shield time, pa-papp pa-papp, zwip-zwip-zwip, Excedrin headache #1. Just like that infidel movie of yours, Groundhog Day, except you really don't want to know what they use the groundhogs for. Trust me."


A quip I saw: Osama gets killed, and we get 72 versions from Obama.

Posted by Bruce Kesler at 12:12 | Comments (2) | Trackbacks (0)

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Maybe an Obamacare death panel can verify that the 72 are true versions.
#1 Blick on 2011-05-07 20:32 (Reply)
Judging from the photos I saw his wife wasn't much of a housekeeper.
#2 Santay on 2011-05-08 10:44 (Reply)

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