Ah, those wacky third-world countries!
Romanian Witches May Face Prison If Predictions Don't Come True
"There's more bad news in the cards for Romania's beleaguered witches."
Family Set For Exorcism
"A South African family who are plagued by mysterious fires will be celebrating this Friday with an exorcism."
Malaysia To Ban Heavy Metal Music In Order To Quell Rise In Satanism
"Malaysia is considering banning heavy metal music to crack down on an allegedly satanic youth organisation."
Yep, if it weren't for the goofy stuff coming out of those third-world countries, we wouldn't have anything to laugh about at all.
And look, here we go again!
Headless Ghost Forces Theme Park to Move Ride
Pretty amazing, eh? A huge theme park has to relocate a ride because of a... ghost?
Bosses at a theme park were forced to move a new ride after workers reported seeing what appeared to be a headless monk.
A paranormal detection agency called in by park bosses to carry out tests found that an ancient burial ground or settlement could have been disturbed.
Paranormal expert Jim Arnold, who carried out tests at the site, said that "results were picked up immediately, with orbs, ghostly images in photography and Ouija reaction results being strongest around the site where they were proposing to build Storm Surge. The results were so strong we felt the only explanation could be that an ancient burial ground or settlement was being disturbed, prompting the extra paranormal activity."
Wouldn't you just love to know what an Ouija reaction result is? The person holding the board hiccuped and the pointer moved?
And I like the term "extra" paranormal activity — as referred to the normal amount of paranormal activity found at construction sites.
Oh, and the name of this backwater third-world country caving to medieval superstition?
Well, just click on the link and find out for yourself.
I'd hate to spoil the fun.
