Does due diligence need to include going undercover?
Some at the Brooklyn Law School have their panties in a knot about an authorized photo shoot by Diesel, known for youthfully pushing the clothing envelope.
For a fee to the school, Diesel took over the law library, and had fun hitting the books: “what they got was a steamy display of writhing young models in skimpy lingerie grinding against books and computers.”
The panties uptight response:
"It's gross. I work on those computers every day!" fumed a female student, referring to a shot showing two bra- and panty-clad women climbing over the machines toward an open-mouthed man.
"Ugh. The library fantasies are now relentless."…
Red-faced school officials said they were duped by Diesel.
"We are as shocked and mortified as you must be by these photographs," interim dean Michael Gerber wrote in an e-mail yesterday to students, faculty and staff.
My favorite:
In one shot, a woman crouches over a man lying facedown on a desk covered with legal tomes, with the rear of her pink panties bearing the words, "Today I am your school teacher."
His gray undies answer, "Tonight I am your student."
The law school spokesperson let this slip show:
But she admitted that Brooklyn Law events director Chris Gibbons was in attendance during the shoot, while the nearly nude models crawled all over the library's desks and each other.
The spokeswoman said she did not know whether Gibbons shouted "Objection!" when the ladies got lewd in the library.
See the photos for yourself. Now crack those books, and smiles.
