A Dumb Old Canada Joke
In the midst of trying to decide what to name Canada, at the time of nationhood - well, commonwealth-hood, no consensus could be reached. New England? New France? Quipihana? The Nice Country? Ducksville? Dullsville? Al Sharaaf? People's Republic of Nouveau England? So the decision was reached to draw letters from Dick's hat. Here's how it went:
C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?, etc.
And speaking of Canada, and not joking, did you know that all of Canada has gone to bilingual - except - guess where?
Quebec. Seulement Francais.
To you PC guilty and feckless Canadian liberals: Bienvenu a Canada. You got rolled again, suckers.