Maggie's Farm

It's the F List. Some Duke fellows are surely profoundly humiliated by this, but if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Drunken frat boys have made these rating lists for many years about gals, so why not a chick? It's good satire, despite being true. I guess she is a modern woman.

My college experience was nothing like that. I had to study too hard and too long to do well, and having two adorable little sisters made it impossible for me to view gals as pieces of meat. (I remember predator guys referring to the new freshman gals as "the freshmeat.")

I think I am more lascivious now than I was then, but I am meeting independent, grown women, not goofy college girls.

From the story:

Cute gals can get it any time they want to study the subject. Not so easy for us guys, despite reports of all the desperately horny women out there. Many of them have standards: there's the rub.