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Friday, July 2. 2010

Doc atones for his sin


I feel pretty bad after ruthlessly attacking the poor, innocent vegetarians the other day, and now my lawyer informs me that the EEO, the FCC, and the American Vegetarian Liberties Union are considering legal action.


I'm told that in order to avoid any legal repercussions, I must "even the score" and say something specifically nice about vegetarians.


No problem.




Posted by Dr. Mercury in The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 09:00 | Comments (9) | Trackbacks (0)

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Cain yall imagine eating blonde let us with no shoes?

Nasty.
#1 Leag on 2010-07-02 09:12 (Reply)
Well, certainly easier than with shoes. Personally, I find the taste of leather to be a little flat. It has no sole. It's laced with problems. It's speaking in a different tongue. It makes me feel like a heel, although I've got a foot in the door and I toe the line.

I think I'll stick with the let us.
#1.1 Dr. Mercury (Link) on 2010-07-02 09:23 (Reply)
All Blondes pictured, ostensibly, is vegans.

What makes ya think dey wear out leather choose?

One of me lady's associates called shoes choose.

Methinks, personality was vegan after she cooked up a pot of lettuce soup.

Really, this associate said, "Daddy showed us how."

Then associate says she said in reply, " LET US do it, Daddy!!!

Needless to say, that was the last time i let any of her US cook in me kitchen.
#1.1.1 Leag on 2010-07-02 09:43 (Reply)
I made up the same joke about 40 years ago. There was a rift of "food puns" running around at the time, so I added one to the list.

"Ketchup with ya later!"

"I'll relish the thought!"

"See ya round, like a pizza!"

"These jokes are dumb! Lettuce leaf!"
#1.1.1.1 Dr. Mercury (Link) on 2010-07-02 10:19 (Reply)
The holy vegetable: lettuce pray
What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard? Ketchup! Ketchup!
We hear about the peas of the Lord, but what about the carrots?
Root beer floats? Actually, put a can in water and you'll find out that root beer sinks.
Dirty dishes work well together; they are in sink.
#1.1.1.1.1 Geoff Brown on 2010-07-02 11:27 (Reply)
The ladies in the picture are quite attractive. They also illustrate, to me at least, that most women look better in flats or barefoot than in heels. The outfits are scanty yet wholesome.
Still like to eat meat, though.
#2 Geoff Brown on 2010-07-02 10:15 (Reply)
Hubby says, "Looks like the one of the left needs to eat some meat."
#3 molloaggie on 2010-07-02 19:10 (Reply)
There's nothing that tastes as good as when it is fresh from the garden.
#4 Dirk on 2010-07-02 20:53 (Reply)
I hadn't noticed they were barefoot.
#5 Assistant Village Idiot (Link) on 2010-07-02 23:28 (Reply)

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