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Saturday, February 20. 2010

Old Jokes du Jour

From some good ones from Neoneo's commenters:


- So this baby seal walks into a club...


- A dyslexic man walks into a bra...


- A fellow goes to a restaurant and asks the waiter for a cup of coffee without cream. A few moments later the waiter returns and says, “Sorry, we’re all out of cream, it will have be without milk.”


- An out of work geophysicist goes into a McDonald’s to ask for a job. He fills out an application and as the manager reads it he says, “I know I'm overqualified but I can do the work and I need the job”.
The manager answers back “It’s not that, it’s just that most of our geophysicists have PhDs.”


And of course, there's always this one:


 

Posted by Bird Dog in The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 17:05 | Comments (5) | Trackbacks (0)

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Fish swims into concrete wall, says "DAM!"
#1 buddy larsen on 2010-02-20 17:31 (Reply)
This is the funniest joke in the world.

Without question.
#2 Tom Francis on 2010-02-20 19:07 (Reply)
Two of my favorites. Are you Dunn? Good Irish joke. And an old vaudevillian joke that turns on the phrase....slowly I turned.
#3 J on 2010-02-21 10:23 (Reply)
Is that your drink Dr. Heisenberg?

I'm not sure....
#4 BlogDog (Link) on 2010-02-21 13:54 (Reply)
I was cooking in Yellowstone Park and I got an order for whipped chocolate moose. It took me an hour to get the moose in the kithchen. I dropped a carrot and he ate it, I dropped another and he ate that one. Let me tell you, when you're trying to get the antlers in the kitchen door, that carrot has to be in the right place.
It took all the Hershey's we had to cover the moose but the trouble really started when I ran the blender up his back because he was aimed toward the dining room.
Well, I scrubbed the hoofprints off the tables and I patched the antler holes in the ceiling and then they fired me. Know why?

It was an elk.
#5 Geoff Brown on 2010-02-22 22:27 (Reply)

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