The lists coming in to Santa this year seem to be more about work needs than personal wants. That's what happens as kids grow a bit older. It's more fun to surprise a kid with stuff they never thought of, but first things first.
The Hurricane daughter needs a new Armani business suit or two (as in photo). Armani is made for her (or vice versa), and she is expected to be well put-together at work in NYC.
Santa cannot do everything, but he can try to do a little, depending on what space is left on his Mastercard.
This year, Santa definitely needs the help of his cute nsfw elves (pictured below the fold).