George Balanchine, who ought to know, famously observed that a distinction between art and entertainment isn't worth making. The Bird Dog observes that the distinction between news and entertainment isn't worth making either. For example, The Dog gets his daily morning news from Iowahawk and Scrappleface. The Hawk gives new meaning to the words "arch" and "droll." Scrappleface, a very fine reporter, isn't always 100% accurate, but in time he usually will be.