We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
One is hot enough to melt steel by wiggling at it, the other doesn't think it's possible to melt steel but could turn men to stone if she took off her doo-rag.
I see you caught Rosie on a good day. How'd you like to be the makeup artist that has to make THAT presentable. Wait. Now I understand why they're called artists!