We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press. Whoever it is they better cut it out, but when they will I can only guess. They say I shot a man named Grey and took his wife to Italy. She inherited a million bucks, and when she died it came to me. I can't help it if I'm lucky.