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Saturday, September 28. 2019
My favorite car bumper stickers from the past:
- When all else fails, lower your standards
- The one who dies with the most toys, wins
- Please hit me. I need the money.
Your favorites, over the years?
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ahhh . . . best one ever !
"Just because they're liberal
doesn't mean they're honest !"
Ironically this was first heard by a famous poster artist from Berkeley -- where the hippies kept trying to screw him over for producing their posters for conferences, events, etc. He just works for high end professional clients now--California wineries and such.
"I'm not a bigot. I hate everyone."
"Some days I wake up Grumpy. Most days I let her sleep."
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"I'm with Her" showing a picture of the statue of liberty...
Pleas Got let there be another oil boom. I promise not to piss it away this time.
F**k all bumper stickers
If I want your opinion I’ll beat it outa ya
Seen, appropriately, n south Brooklyn
I started out with nothing. And I still have most of it!
It's We the People, Not You the Government.
I got this bumper sticker from the Salvador Dali Museum in St Petersburg, Florida:
The only difference between me and a madman is that..I am not mad.
Seen in Manhattan in early 1980 (after Three Mile Island): "More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants."
Seen on the back of a biker's leather jacket: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
“Keep Maine green, shoot a developer”. Do I agree with that now? NO!!
New York - the City that never sleeps because the bedbugs work all night.
When lutefisk is outlawed, only outlaws will have lutefisk
If Hillary was the answer, it must have been a really stupid question
I've always liked the "Question Authority" bumper sticker because I've always silently added an addendum - "And Then Listen To The Answers". I'm a fan of Chesterton's Fence and I'm pretty sure authorities didn't get to be authorities purely by chance.
with purchase of Tibet of equal or greater value
In a similar vein, I remember seeing one that said "Reunite Gondwanaland."
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
"186,000 miles per second: It's not just a good idea, it's the law."
"Anarchists of the world unite."
On old beater pickup: This truck has won every accident it's been in.
Another pickup: Wyoming: Where women are scarce and sheep are scared.
"I feel so much better since I gave up hope."
"I always do what the little voices tell me."
"When I SNAP......you'll be the first to go."
What a great thread you created here, Barrister!
"I used to be disgusted. Now I'm just amused."
Lots of good ones in the list here. I'll be contrary and mention one that scared me:
"Prosperity is my birthright."
On the back of a old pickup truck complete with baling wire holding the tailgate up:
My kid can kick the sh*t out of your honor student
I saw this one in South Bend, Indiana.
"My other ride is my sexy wife"
Zonies go home. Leave your daughters.
- seen occasionally in San Diego,where Zonies, aka Arizonans, come to escape the heat in summer.
"Blow up your TV" - John Prine
"Buckle Up, I want to try something" one of my favs
Seen on a Toyota in Washington DC, “Save the whales, boycott Japanese products”
Seen on an art student’s car in Florida, “Red meat isn’t bad or you; green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.”