We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Before y'all get too torqued up about this article, be aware that it is from a site, thoughtcatalog.com, which avers "Thought Catalog is a website dedicated to your stories and ideas". I could possibly be wrong (in some obscure alternate universe perhaps) but I would say that their description indicates that it is essentially Wikipedia for those hallucinating and/or mentally challenged.