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Saturday, May 3. 2014A free ad for Keen's Chophouse (Steakhouse) for mutton chopsA fine old New York carnivore's delight, on W. 36th St. since 1885. Actually, it was a club before that, back when Herald Square was NYC's theater district. Keen's is famous for their mutton chops (photo). How do you like your mutton done? (don't say "Dressed as lamb"). I'm getting hungry. Need to get back there soon. Remember when manly pubs were termed "watering holes" and hearty meat-eaters were termed "trenchermen"? The good old days, before wimpy metrosexual scaredy-cat men, and before we had a President who eats arugula. (Confession: I like arugula, and dandelion greens too, but I could happily live the rest of my life without salad or vegetables.) Everybody in the NY metropolitan area has his own favorite steakhouse, and NYC has tons of them. It's a guy thing. Wives prefer their favorite Italian or French bistros, and those are fine with me too.
A major report on US higher educationIt's a comprehensive overview: Are you getting what you pay for? (scroll down front page to table of contents). Saturday. In The Park. I Think... Well I Think I Hate Chicago, ActuallyWell, we all hate Chicago Transit Authority, don't we? When did it become OK for wedding bands to get real, live, rock band careers? Who signed off on that? I know I wasn't consulted. Maybe it's not Chicago's fault. Maybe they thought they were just going to play the Bernstein wedding at another Mediterranean-themed stripmall function room; four hours, twenty minute breaks each hour; chicken and shells for dinner. Perhaps their agent bollixed it up and sent them to a recording studio instead. Back before GPS, it could happen. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Besides, Blood Sweat and Tears was much, much worse, and sooner. Anyway, time to colour your world, with links Hmm. He's an astrobiologist. Really? Me? I wanna be a astroquarterbackpornstarsecretagent. At the New Yorker: How To Tell If Someone Is Lying I sort this sort of thing out the old-fashioned way: If suspicious, I punch them, hard, on the nose without warning. If they cry, they're usually innocent. Steve Ballmer is now the largest individual shareholder of Microsoft stock. He was handed the greatest cash cow in the history of the world and tried to ride it in the derby. Should go on the Rushmore of incompetence, The Internet is 99.9 percent drivel. This is the other 0.1 Washington sues Kickstarted game creator who failed to deliver Whoah, hold on there. Do you mean regular old laws apply on the Internet now? I'm in big trouble. Hipster mini-golf in San Francisco with a Day of the Dead hole and even a faux earthquake So it's come to this. Now we're being ironic ironically. Ben Affleck Banned from Playing Blackjack at Hard Rock Casino After Getting Caught Counting Cards Pardon my skepticism. I'm fairly certain Ben Affleck's lips move when he read Highlights Magazine. The latest obstacle in obstacle racing is bloody diarrhea Extreme sports, extreme dysentery; whatever. The artificial leaf that could power the world Ah, yet another science article, claiming the greatest breakthrough since campfires, without any math in it. At least 9 arrested in Seattle anti-capitalist march Consider, if you will, how much education it would require to find yourself dumb enough to be "anti-capitalist." It's like being anti-gravity. North Korea releases list of U.S. ‘human rights abuses’: ‘The U.S. is a living hell’ Don't I know it. Preach it, brother. It's getting so I have to skim my pool twice weekly.
Well, there you go. Hope your Saturday goes great, and I trust someday you find the peace and contentment seldom found outside a Nork rice paddy.
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Deer StandSaturday Verse: Charles Butkowski (1920-1994)
A Radio With Guts
it was on the 2nd floor on Coronado Street I used to get drunk and throw the radio through the window while it was playing, and, of course, it would break the glass in the window and the radio would sit there on the roof still playing and I'd tell my woman, "Ah, what a marvelous radio!" the next morning I'd take the window off the hinges and carry it down the street to the glass man who would put in another pane. I kept throwing that radio through the window each time I got drunk and it would sit there on the roof still playing- a magic radio a radio with guts, and each morning I'd take the window back to the glass man. I don't remember how it ended exactly though I do remember we finally moved out. there was a woman downstairs who worked in the garden in her bathing suit, she really dug with that trowel and she put her behind up in the air and I used to sit in the window and watch the sun shine all over that thing while the music played. Friday, May 2. 2014Roast Chicken, Cranberry, and Lingonberry I have a buddy who will not eat roast chicken, or any poultry, without homemade Cranberry sauce on the side. I understand that. I love roast chicken, but it needs some zip. Readers know that I freeze many bags of fresh cranberries in my freezer every fall. My Dad, who loved to travel around Scandinavia, was a Lingonberry fan. When we cleaned out his house, we found his stash of around ten jars of Ikea Lingonberry preserves. They are as good as cranberry, tart and lively. Amazon has them, and of course Ikea does. Sexual adventure in Victorian/Edwardian England
This seems to have been culturally normative, at least for their class, and accepted by all. Did they need moral leadership? Every person has such impulses of course, but it has often seemed to me that the wealthy and powerful often come to believe that the rules apply to the little people. That is true in America today.
C.S. Lewis' The Great DivorceMrs. BD says that, in the women's prayer and study groups she is involved with, her most useful inspirations lately come from C.S. Lewis' The Great Divorce. A number of the women in these groups are "searchers," "questioners," etc., and not committed or reborn Christians, but they are bright and curious. It's a good mix of people, it sounds like. The book seems to focus on the emotional, intellectual, and psychological obstacles and resistances to faith, presented in allegorical form. It's the only CS Lewis that I have not read. It's said to be sort-of a pop version of The Divine Comedy. What are the obstacles to accepting the offer of a life "in the Kingdom"? One view would be that it is addiction to self, or addiction to the material world, or similar attachments to intellectual vanity and other things - all supported by various rationalizations. The point, if I understand Mrs. BD's exposition, is that the offer of life in abundance in the Kingdom is now, but, just like afterlife (which I am dubious about), you have to leave some baggage behind to get there. It's a free choice to live in the darkness or in the light. The freedom of choice is important. Here's an interesting development, about the psychology of non-believers Diamonds - and the most successful ad campaign of all time
Are diamonds worthless? Pretty much, yes. Diamonds aren’t rare, they’re a terrible investment, and good substitutes are now available = diamond cartels aren’t forever. I'll go for the comfy Christian marriage and the laboratory diamond rather than vice-versa. This is good, but a little raunchy language:
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Do poor people get fat and lazy in the USA?
"Poor people get fat, and watch TV" because they are too passive: The Myth of Poverty:
What do these people do in exchange, to justify their existence and to pay back to a generous society which helps support them and, often, their kids? Or does the entitlement state erase a sense of obligation, duty, and gratitude to tribe, community, and nation? The free-loaders are what bother me. I have known plenty of people who are poor by life-style choice, but they are not seeking freebies from their neighbors via government programs and they are neither fat nor lazy. You know some such people too, I'm sure. What do they do? I'll start with a few people I have known in that latter category: Maine Guides, ski instructors, organic farmers with small plots, tennis bums, aspiring artists, actors, writers, and dancers, pastors with tiny congregations, grad students, Catholic priests, nuns and monks, older people with minimal savings who would rather try to live on Social Security than to keep working at something - and I could go on. Many do not choose to make accumulating money their life priority although few people would refuse a windfall. Your examples of such people are welcome in the comments.
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QQQ on love“Let there be spaces in your togetherness, And let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love one another but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup. Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf. Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone, Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music. Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping. For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts. And stand together, yet not too near together: For the pillars of the temple stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.”Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet Wiki says that Gibran is the third best-selling poet of all time, behind Shakespeare and Lao-Tzu. I happen to be one of those who does not like The Prophet very much. Friday I Have Monday On My MindWhen Bird Dog told me he needed a rest, and was heading out to "take the waters," I pictured him going to one of those fancy hotels with lots of ceramic tile on the walls, within sight of the Danube, where all the women speak with a heavy Bavarian accent and they smear you with the local mud. Silly me. Let's get these links out of the way so I can go post Bird Dog's bail. Apparently, to him, "taking the waters" means shoplifting a couple of bottles of Poland Spring and some beef jerky in a convenience store on Staten Island. The Slow Death Of Purposeless Walking Why single out walking? No one has any purpose for much of any activity anymore. Are Americans "The Weirdest People In The World"? Sure, if you think a profound sense of fairness, coming and going, is "weird." Yes, I can walk into any operating room in the country and sneeze into some poor sod's open chest cavity if I feel like it. What's your point? Who says Barry doesn't have a sense of humor? That's hilarious. The Rise and Fall of Circus Freakshows The author's confused. Nothing much has changed. Instead of paying a carney in a booth to see the geeks and freaks, you pay a transit worker. Al Feldstein, the Soul of Mad Magazine, Dies at 88 Now what am I going to do with my 43-Man Squamish uniform? A Photo Collection of Hippies in San Francisco in the Mid-Sixties Why do Americans worship the layabout? Bill Gates gets more bad press than street bums ever did. The New Yawk Times has an online utility to help you "Divide Your Rent Fairly." The modern young urban American seems entirely incapable of dealing with other human beings face to face. This is Exhibit A. The Next Star Wars Movie is Getting Bad Reviews Before It's Emerged From The Concept Stage Never mention to these people that none of the Star Wars movies were any good. It upsets them greatly Via our friend at American Digest, a long form cri de coeur called: Programming Sucks
It's an enormous misappropriation of the word to call software designers "engineers." You're stressed because your stuff doesn't work, you're incompetent, and people notice it from time to time. Boehner Calls on Kerry To Testify About Email In Benghazi Subpoena God, I hope it's a closed-door session. John Kerry's weird facelift fetish has morphed him from plain old Lurch to full-blown Frankenstein monster. Young feller got schooled. There you go. Read all that stuff. It won't make you any dumber, I promise. After I bail out Bird Dog, I'm going to ask him to chain me to an oar on the other side of Maggie's Farm's Trireme. My left bicep needs work.
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Thursday, May 1. 2014What's for supper?Menu for this Spring's Special Ducks Unlimited Game Dinner next week:
A cool shrinkology journal I just heard aboutNEUROPSYCHOANALYSIS - An Interdisciplinary Journal for Psychoanalysis and the Neurosciences Neuropsychoanalysis is a hot new area in Psychiatry. Even Nobel Laureate Erik Kandel is into it. Stuff Learned vs. Time Served
Achieve proficiency with something, then move onward like merit badges. That would certainly appeal to most kids, I think. At Mead, Stuff Learned Trumps Time Served College conformity
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A free ad for Little Saint Simons Island, Part 1 My snap above is the main lodge. As I mentioned previously, it's a barrier island accessible only by small boat. What sorts of people would spend serious bucks to inhabit rustic cabins built in 1910 on the edge of a swamp with far fewer amenities than home, the air full of skeeters, Diamondback Rattlers and gators roaming around, no elegant plantings other than God's, simple home cookin, no umbrella drinks, and where the evening entertainment is an academic talk on bird migration? Well, as Mrs. BD pointed out, it can be expensive to get that old-timey vigorous WASPy in-the-woods time these days in remote places. A condo on a beach with WiFi and TV, hotel menus, and Pina Coladas and lounge chairs around the pool would be less than half the price tag, but boring as heck. She believes that my Yankee-types, as a matter of taste, like either grand luxe or rustic roughing-it, and nothing in-between. Probably right. In addition, we do not like to sit on vacations. Go Go Hi Ho. As she also pointed out, the price at Little Saint Simons is all-inclusive - all meals (no menu choices, of course - family-style), all of the naturalist adventures, all the boats and kayaks and bikes, all the booze and cocktail hours and oyster roasts and shrimp boils at the beach. And the entirely private 7-mile island, just for you. Chef is a grad of the CIA (Culinary Institute of America for those of you in Yorba Linda) but he does home cookin like his grandma. So who was there (all with spouses)? A self-selecting elite bunch of folks. A recently-retired career Army Ranger from Colorado who discovered an interest in natural history. A retired Memphis cotton broker. A NYC doctor. A high school teacher couple from Salt Lake City. An 8th-grade Science teacher from Michigan. A famous nature artist from Massachusetts. An Ornithology prof from Georgia Southern (not a railroad - a university). A professor of something from Boston. A fund manager from Chicago. A jolly, congenial, and intelligent crew, and a tattoo-free zone for sure. Lots of laughs at mealtimes. Despite the skeeters, they have a high repeat rate. I would recommend March-April-May or October for a place like this. Too hot and too many bugs in the summertime - for me, anyway. Our temps last week were daytime highs around 76 and nights high 50s-low 60s. Constant sea breeze. Perfect. I remarked to Mrs. BD that it must be a rare "resort" vacation spot indeed where, when one of the resident naturalists asks for a show of hands for the next morning's 7 AM birding in the marsh, almost everybody present raises their hands. "Meet at the trucks at 7 on the dot."
More boring travelogue pics and nature details below the fold -
Continue reading "A free ad for Little Saint Simons Island, Part 1"
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Getting into the music when musically-impaired: Three times, at least
With serious, ambitious music (as opposed to catchy pop music like Verdi opera, and ZZ Top), I am best with no distractions, lying down with eyes closed. My lack of a musical brain and of musical talent has been a lifelong disappointment to me. My music education (to become a more discerning and considerate listener) was limited to my Dad, to a college music history and appreciation course, lots of listening, info via Mrs. BD who had the benefit of a wonderful music education - and to the music courses from The Teaching Co, now Great Courses. Isn't it the same way with everything? Art, music, littacher, woodworking, auto mechanics, tree-felling, masonry, gardening, shooting, and race-car driving? It's all called "eddication," but the best of it is not formal. We pursue it because it adds to being alive, "enriches" life as they say. When I was growing up, Dad liked to take us all to the opera. The preparation for it included reading the story and the history and context of the opera, listening to it through at least a time or two, and going over the libretto. German, Italian, French - we'd muddle through it with the original and the translations, and after a while we'd sort of get the gist of these languages - the rhythms of them, the sounds, the flow, some of the grammar and lots of the vocab. (With his five kids, he approached opera, Shakespeare and Sophocles the same way. He did not want us to miss out on the glories. Thanks, Dad and Mom, for the cultural heritage and for opening so many doors. You could call it Home Schooling.) I am slowly getting to the point of this meandering post, which is about Dvorak's String Quartet No. 12 in F Major, Op. 96. aka "American Quartet." It's probably his most popular quartet piece, and it's a doozy. We heard it performed last month, and, despite my ADD, Restless Leg Syndrome, etc., I do my best to let myself sink into music as if into a pool of water. I did notice that the First Violin gal played the entire thing with her eyes closed, immersing herself physically and emotionally and letting the others follow her lead. The Vivace is wonderful, but the whole thing is emotional. My point is that I listened to it again on Youtube when I got home, and twice again in the early morning and a few more times since. Then I started to really get some idea and flow of the piece, and only now I am ready to hear it live again. I think I am now at the point where the serious listeners with good ears begin to hear this entertainment. For people with shortcomings (now called " musical learning disabilities") like me, live concerts should just do one piece - three times. Then go out for supper. Give this three times if you are as musically-retarded as I am, and see what you think. It's a cool piece:
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The Closing of the Western MindFrom the article:
Another Example of Government Overreach?
Is it any surprise the idea emanates from a Democratic Party Think Tank? No, not really. Force and coercion are their stock in trade. Compulsory voting is a very bad idea. While there is sometimes more than one choice on any ballot, I have definitely felt the need to abstain from voting simply because I didn't like the choices. Furthermore, not voting is a 'vote'. It is an expression of either complacency (I'll accept whatever everyone else wants) or disgust (I have no use for anyone on the ballot). When I abstain, it's always out of disgust. The right to vote is akin to a right of free expression. In fact, it is free expression. Compulsory voting, as a result, is a violation of your right to free speech. Chalk this up to the two parties (because while the Republicans would likely oppose it, if it passed they would support it just like they are beginning to give up on repealing the ACA) wanting to make false claims of 'popular support' where none exists, and further increase their choke hold on the voting public.
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Thursday RondeletBird Dog needs therapy, so you're stuck with me. I imagine he's Half the population of Illinois would move if they could. Sounds low. Hell, I wish I could move to Illinois, just so I could move out of Illinois. 15 "Retronym" Terms in modern usage. Retronym? Hmm. The term the author is looking for most of these terms is "a debasement." Delightful Portraits From Around America, at Slate The photographer, and her audience, aren't accustomed to regular people. He's not obscure, exactly; he's just not universal. Ahmad Jamal in 1959 I don't know about you, but Ahmad Jamal seems cooler than I am. Wired is very concerned that Hackers Can Mess With Traffic Lights to Jam Roads and Reroute Cars Yes, Supreme Court reverses patent judges (again) in 9-0 decision on lawyer fees The Supreme Court wants to ensure lawyers get paid, coming and going. Duh. Driver caught using cell phone jamming device I'm not saying he should have done it. I'm saying I understand. Guess "The Deadliest Animal in the World" before you click this link to Bill Gates' blog I got it wrong. I hereby apologize to my cat. People who can't do much of anything are always astonished that people than can do something can do something else, too. Dustin's Take it from me. Entrepreneurism isn't easy, but it's a porcupine, and all the needles face out.
Institutional memory is important. Lots of things shock the Times -- except shocking things, generally. CEOs get a piece of the action, and talking about it like it's wages is stupid. Me? I just like saying "Marissa Mayer's remuneration" over and over. What happened to you NASA? You used to be cool. How I removed Email From My Life Install of labeling it, threading it, full-screening it, and adding it Google Hangouts, I just answer my emails. Seems easier. He and Marion Barry should star in a buddy picture.
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Meat knifeI posted on the important subject of the Chef's Knife a couple of months ago. Pretty much all anybody really needs is a good paring knife, a good bread knife that won't mutilate bread, a Chef's Knife, and a meat carving knife. It's time to post about meat-carving/slicing knives. We have a few of them around, old fancy bone-handled ones, newer supposedly-effective ones, etc., but I have never had a knife that could slice beef, steak, ham, turkey, or lamb as well as this one. It's like a butter knife through butter, as thin or thick as you want it to be. The pros buy much more expensive ones, but this one is excellent. The 10" would have sufficed, but what the heck. I understand now why chefs keep their knife collections in metal cases. They are fine tools.
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